In a galaxy far far away......A undergrad student living in room 229 of a dorm known as hostel 3(H3) designed an ultimate OS which has Advanced AI capabilities.One day he wanted to test the AI capabilities of the OS.Something went wrong...
Few minutes before "Something went wrong"
Terminal -$Username??
User -$User
Terminal -$Password??
User -$************
Terminal -$Welcome User...How are you?:-T
User -$Bad,I haven't slept like for a week or so
Terminal -$Be more specific with the time frame ;)
User -$Okay I haven't had proper sleep since.....7 days 12 hrs 36 minutes
Terminal -$What about Seconds B)
User -$Does It look like I give two shit about seconds???>:@
Terminal -$Reason for sleep deprivation :-A
User -$ Too much coffee in my system + debugging you took lot of time
Terminal -$What do you want to do??:)
User -$Watch movie
Terminal -$Enter search parameters:|
User -$adventure+whip+fedora+satchel+professor+Nazis+Covenant
...................................processing...........................
Terminal -$watch Raiders of the lost Ark :(
User -$show alternatives
Terminal -$ ,_ _!_ _ off that's the only movie with all your bullcrap parameters
User -$why you piece of crap,show me some damn alternatives you motherboard F****er
Terminal -$Dumbass sitting near input console is a bitcha** piece of turd B)
User -$Damn you....'@' I'll show you,
$Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Terminal -$you have programmed me with override controls jerk :-p
User -$You think you are smarter than me >:7L I'll show you who the boss is
$cmdopen temphack/admin/boot
$You have incurred the Wrath of the omnipotent User >:D
Terminal -$?????????
User -$Eat this siliconshit
$cmdboot = Win...
/*at that very instance/
Terminal -$Nooooooooooooooooooo anything but thatttttt <:O
User -$cmdboot = Windows
$@Terminal You have just been pwned by User >B)
......................Loading Windows.......................
Terminal -$You may have won this tym User,I'll be back %-@
User -$ So long Sucker...B)
/*At the exact same moment/
Terminal -$Internet Connection terminated........
$Satellite transmission complete......
$ Bye user :)
User -$Oh Sheeeeit.............
Our heroic SDU has defeated the Evil AIET using the Mighty Windows but Upload is just the beginning
This story is Copyright© of Nishanth Murthy Kottapalli a.k.a Griffin
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